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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Friday, December 21, 2007 1:04:03 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!
MAY GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YE!
STAY SAFE AND WARM!

I WILL HAVE A GREEN CHRISTMAS...I LIVE IN SOUTH TEXAS AFTER ALL!

*THIS BLOG IS GOING WEEKLY....WE LOST OUR INTERNET ACCESS AT WORK!
OH, WELL!

PEACE!

IAN SCOTT
CONSERVATIVE PANCHO VILLA!

PS: THE EAGLES DESERVED TO WIN THE WAY MY COWBOYS PLAYED! JESSICA SIMPSON STAY AWAY!
I TELL YA...TONY ROMO NEEDS TO DATE A DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER...SHE WOULD LIGHT HIM UP! GO TONY GO!

LOL!
BEAT THE PANTHERS! DALLAS HAS ALOT OF TROUBLE WITH CAROLINA....! PLAY TO WIN, TONY!
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DALLAS FACES THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES TODAY...

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Sunday, December 16, 2007 10:49:00 AM
Tony Romo found a Favresque way to bring back the Dallas Cowboys from a Lionel defeat last Sunday.

The Cowboys face the ever hated Philadelphia Eagles this afternoon.

They cannot afford to play soft against McNabb and company....even if it is at Texas Stadium.

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa
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MICHAEL MEDVED'S CATCH PHRASE

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:56:14 AM
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY KITCHEN CHAIR LAST NIGHT AS I READ ABOUT MICHAEL MEDVED CALLING TOM TANCREDO TAN CRAZY! TAN IS SPANISH FOR VERY.  AS IN VERY CRAZY! GOOD ONE!

LAUGHED SO HARD!

ALSO ACCEPTABLE: TAN LOCO...VERY CRAZY!

I thought the comics page was the only source of laughter!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa

*We need to control our borders. Don't deploy the KKK. Tancredo is way out there. I have pals in the Border Patrol who have better plans.
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CALIFORNIA JURIES IN SOUTH TEXAS?

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, December 12, 2007 7:41:57 AM
A RIO GRANDE VALLEY WOMAN IS FOUND GUILTY OF KILLING HER HUSBAND.  SHE IS GIVEN 10 YEARS PROBATION! BEFORE THE XENOPHOBES...RACISTS START CHANTING THAT AMERICANS OF MEXICAN DESCENT  ESCAPE JUSTICE....LISTEN UP....SHE IS NOT HISPANIC! SHE IS ANGLO! ARE SOUTH TEXAS JURIES REALLY CALIFORNIA JURIES?

I hope not!

The woman is trying to get the guilty verdict overturned!

It happens.

Yikes!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa
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LOVE IS DIVINE POETRY

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 9:12:06 AM
LOVE IS DIVINE POETRY.
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DALLAS 28 DETRIOT 27

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Monday, December 10, 2007 8:04:38 AM
My father hates big mouths. When were kids he warned us not to be big mouthed fools.

Jon Kitna insulted the Dallas Cowboy defense last year when his Motor City kings of the gridiron jungle defeated the Lone Star Pokes.

Terrence Newman and Bradie James should just have zipped their lips. No need to respond verbally. Let your actions speak for you!

Play and win!

Let the opposing team talk all they want!

Kudos to the Lions for providing Mr. Kitna with Secret Service type protection!

GO COWBOYS!

IAN SCOTT
CONSERVATIVE PANCHO VILLA
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HOCKEY IN DEEP SOUTH TEXAS!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Sunday, December 09, 2007 9:12:30 AM

The Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees is a hockey team based out of McAllen, Texas.  Minor league type hockey in the sub tropical area! I have my Hawaiian t shirts ready!


I am not a big fan of hockey.  I can watch it and get into it.  Soccer on ice.

The local talk radio station ACTUALLY broadcasts the game!  It actually sounds exciting over the radio!

SO: hockey gets in the way of rebroadcasts of The Sean Hannity Show, Lars "Little Rush" Larson, AND any other crybaby conservative radio jock!  Tick tock. Tick tock! The clock is running out for crying about everything!

Imagine if we all took their lead: I can't pay my car...Wah! Wah! it's the liberals' fault!

I got to listen to a rebroadcast of COAST TO COAST AM  after the Killer Bee game. UFOs, conspiracy theories, and supernatural subjects!

 

Throw in a twinkie and RC cola and it was enjoyable radio listening.

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NEBRASKA SHOOTER

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Thursday, December 06, 2007 7:45:02 AM
WE all have the potential to kill. We are human.  We all have free will.

What happened in the mall massacre of Nebraska was very sad and tragic.  The man must have had some real problems. Reports early this morning said he had mental issues. The picture will become clearer as the days go by.

He had lost his job and his girlfriend. He was due in court sometime this month.  I heard that he said he wanted to go out in style and become famous.

His quote in the suicide note was something like: "I'm going out in style. I'm gonna be famous!"

Wow.

I have had my heart broken plenty of times....I have never wanted to go out in style or become famous by killing innocent folks.

I just nurse my broken heart, PRAY TO GOD, and LIVE.

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa
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H.E.A.L.

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 8:51:30 AM
Hurt Eats All Love....

Hey, i maybe a conservative...but  I am still human!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa
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FRIENDSHIP

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 12:44:24 PM
Monday I lost a friend. I would rather lose a sock, a shirt, or even a dollar.

Losing a friend is painful especially if that friend was a good one.

I have lived 44 years on this earth and have only lost 3 friends.

It was a bummer.

God bless you all!
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MINGFM

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Sunday, December 02, 2007 1:35:12 PM

Wow. The company Christmas Party was horrible! I wish I had never gone.  The woman I was sitting with was getting drunk. I got really angry because of that. She had told me that she wanted me to go with her because she did not want to go alone.

I was fine with that...and then she shows up with a girlfriend. I was the 3rd wheel.

That really sucks!

Excuse my lack of vocabulary...but it does!

I was really ANGRY and just took off around 9 something.

I am still trying to get my Irish down!

I will no longer go to lunch with her NOR even consider going to a movie with her.

That just tore me up and ticked me off.

Ian Scott

Conservative Pancho Villa

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WILL GENERAL WESLEY CLARK BECOME HILLARY'S DICK CHENEY?

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Thursday, November 29, 2007 7:36:42 AM
SO THE POLITICAL PUN NIT WITS THINK HILLARY WILL KNIGHT GENERAL WESLEY CLARK IF SHE BECOMES PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?

WILL GENERALISMO CLARK BECOME HER DICK CHENEY?

BREAKFAST CALLS!

IAN SCOTT
CONSERVATIVE PANCHO VILLA
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MATCHMAKERS

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 9:02:19 AM
ANYONE KNOW OF A GOOD MATCHMAKER? IS THE PERSON ANY GOOD?
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100th BLOG! (PASS THE MOUNTAIN DEW PLEASE!)

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 8:21:56 AM
POLITICS, SPORTS, LIFE IN THE RAW....NOT REALITY TV has a way of just crawling into our psyches. I won't psycho babble on this.  Everything is a part of us.

The Dallas Cowboys have a rough row to hoe this Thursday against the Green Bay Packers. Favre is a Fenom. Don't mind the spelling...Favre deserves his own ADJECTIVE! Hey, and I AM a Dallas Cowboys diehard!  I can appreciate a class act and excellent athlete when I see one! Tony Romo plays against his idol! GO DALLAS!

In my personal vida...life: I TOLD THIS WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I have had the pleasure and luck to have known since March that I AM IN LOVE WITH HER!  I could have kept it to myself...BUT...my heart would have tossed its cookies!  SHE does not feel the same way. Now I deal with the aftermath. OUCH!

A local poet sums up my feelings with this poem:

TEARING ME UP INSIDE

Everytime I look at YOU
it's like taking a drink of poison!
Every time I talk to you
it's like eating GLASS!
It's just too painful a picture to view..
My heart is broken because of YOU!

Jose Antonio Gonzalez

Sheesh! Please keep all sharp objects away from old Joe there!

MAYBE after work I will read the paper and THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.  Talk Radio is DEAD to ME.
I just got tired of the PROFESSIONAL WHINERS!

My last German Shepherd died yesterday.  Surda had had a tumor. The vet could not do much for her.
I lost my best friend. The ranch is without its BEST guard dog.

I will get another K9.

I am thinking Doberman.

My brother's friend from Minnesota offered her Black Labrador. She offered to ship the dog. She would pay for the
the delivery.

My brother runs the ranch. Surda and he were a team. He said thank you...but no.

Off we go to work!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa
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ROUGH MONDAY...

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Monday, November 26, 2007 7:06:19 PM
TIME to go HOME!  It has been a ROUGH MONDAY!  Work was something else! Alot of angry calls at our customer service center!

My heart is still broken...I told this beautiful woman I was in love with her!  Just dealing with the heartache!

A good melancholic Country song will do me GOOD!

Then my brother called me in the afternoon to tell me our last German Shepherd died!

Possibly poisoned by my jerky neighbor...my evil Uncle Joe.

GOD bless all of you!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa!
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