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DRUDGE! WANT SOME ENCHILADAS?

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Monday, July 30, 2007 8:04:19 AM
Matt Drudge has a fantastic radio show on Sunday nights.  He is the wailing voice in the wilderness!  He is the son of Reason....sometimes.  He likes to attack the LEFT for their idiotic stances.  Rightfully.  We can agree to disagree and make points against our political opposites.

Drudge had been discussing the illegal immigration issue a while back.  He was making some valid points. We need to control our borders.  It IS a matter of National Defense.  It is a crime to come into this country illegally. Illegal is illegal. That means it is a crime!

Then Matt Drudge said that they were going to "force us to eat enchiladas". 

TOTALLY A RACIST REMARK!

No need for that, Mr. Drudge! 

You are an intelligent individual. Do not lower yourself to the level of KKK or Neo-Nazi or Mexican-American anti-semite!  Racism comes in all shapes, sizes, and skin colors. Do not join their ranks!

David Duke, Louis Farrakhan, and Ernesto Cienfuegos should not be your buddies!  Ya'll know Duke and Farrakhan.  Cienfuegos is a Mexican-American Anti-Semite that David Duke would be proud to call hermano...brother!  Bigots are not just Caucasian like myself!

No ONE is going to force you eat Mexican, French, Italian, German, or Pinko food!

As the natives would say down here: NO SEAS UN IDIOTA!   DON'T BE AN IDIOT.  NO SEAS UN RACISTA!
DON'T BE  A RACIST!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa




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JAMES RANDALL EMERY

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Sunday, July 29, 2007 9:52:56 AM
Sunday newspaper delivery is not Rocket Science.  It never really should be. Unfortunately, some folks make out to be.

We have newspaper carriers down here in South Texas that don't really care about CUSTOMER SERVICE.
They toss papers on sprinklers, incomplete periodicals, torn ones, wrong date issues, or simply miss a delivery. It reflects poorly on the newspaper EVEN though they are contract workers.

James Randall Emery runs a route in Northern Edinburg. That area is rural and poor. Parts of it are farmland. Some of the farmers out there are selling their land and new subdivisons are popping up like weeds in a cotton field. Mr. Emery runs his route like a fortune 500 business! It is a prosperous route.  The customers appreciate his professionalism.

About 2 months ago Mr. Emery  got his two sons to take over two routes in Mission. Mission is the birthplace of Tom Landry.  The two Emery kids are doing a bang up job like their dad. Great service.  You can see the dedication to detail and customer service in the routes. We recently had two weeks of rainy days. Alot of the bad carriers were charged $2.00 per misdelivery and wet papers. The Emery kids DOUBLE WRAPPED their papers. COMPLIMENTS poured into the newspaper about how much customers appreciated their GREAT service.

One of the kids asked Mr. Emery if he could wear an earring.  Mrs. Emery a short lady from Veracruz, Mexico told the lad: I am the only one who wears earrings in this family. End of story.

As my dad used to say: If you are not a pirate...you have no business wearing an earring!

Mr. Emery and I shared a laugh about that earriing story. I had to tell him that his kids got another compliment on their excellent service.

Folks enjoy your Sunday newspapers today.

I hope ya'll have newspaper route carriers as good as the Emerys.

IAN SCOTT
Conservative Pancho Villa

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THE GONZALES GRILL

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 8:55:45 AM
 Attorney General Alberto Gonzales keeps getting grilled by both Republican and Democratic politicos!
President Bush keeps backing him up in some Mad Loyal Show of Support.

That is one flaw or good characteristic that the Prez has!

It is like the Old West out there in DC! President Bush has surrounded himself with some good pistoleros...gunslingers.

Gonzales is a close friend from Texas...and a loyal one at that.

As the Bush presidency winds down...we will see if Gonzo survives!
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DeLAYED REACTION?

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Monday, July 23, 2007 7:22:16 AM
 I AM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. -Tom DeLay

I sure hope Delay's statement from the past is not true. The word on the street is that Tom Delay is on his way to more legal trouble. The street is called Drudge Street. I heard it on the Drudge Report last night. The guest  Matt's guest host had on the mike was "whispering"  leads on DeLay. Murky illegal dealings with the Mariana Islands and Jack Abramoff. A nasty entanglement of corruption.  WE do not need Tom Delays in the GOP.

Corruption is not limited to the Party of the Donkey. The Democrats have their hands in the greasy cookie jar too!  Ye just have to open your eyes!

Will it be a DeLayed reaction.....the GOP getting Tom's mud on their nice suits, slacks, and ties? Will we suffer during the next major elections...including the race to the White House?

Could be. Could be. Stay tuned to the Drudge Report and other news outlets!

Ian Scott
Conservative Pancho Villa
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WASPS RULE!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Sunday, July 22, 2007 9:04:32 AM
YEAH!  It is a lovely Sunday!  On a History Kick today!  WASPS RULE!  I mean it in a nice and non-racist way too!

White Anglo Saxon Protestants settled this country. We won the WEST!  We defeated Communism! We saved America from the Liberal Barbarians in the 1980's!  WE are FREE!  Oh, and WE saved Europe's butt twice!

So: standing ovation for US!

We are self-reliant. Our parents raise us with VALUES. We live in our households until we are 18. Off we go off the nest! Into the real world.

Ethnics are so gooey and chewey family oriented! Nothing wrong with that! We on the other hand are TOUGH! We do not need to see our parents every weekend!

Stiff upper lip!

Suck it  up!

*Try telling that to my Italian-American girlfriend! Yes! I have a girlfriend!  Finally. Hmm? Did she read my blog and discover my WASP charm! Heh...heh...sorry Gina! I KNOW you read my blogs!

IAN SCOTT
CONSERVATIVE PANCHO VILLA
Viva Italia!
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SOMETIMES TRASH TAKES ITSELF OUT!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 7:50:52 AM
The Wyoming National Guard sniper who killed his wife on Saturday committed suicide as the police moved in on him. The cowardly murderer shot himself in the chest. David Munis is dead.

Albany County Sheriff's Lt. Michael Garcia expressed relief that Munis was out of action. This way locals could be at ease. No one wants a sniper running loose in their neck of the woods.

Murder or Divorce? I am no big fan of divorce...but for crying out loud! Murder is not the answer! Go for the big D not murder.

I guess this guy wanted to go straight to hell.

IAN SCOTT
CONSERVATIVE PANCHO VILLA
Munis is gonna see el diablo...the devil.
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GOOD NEWS OR WISHFUL THINKING?

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 8:14:49 AM
 It was a beautiful rainy evening in South Texas.  Thunder and lightning. God and the saints were bowling up a storm at Celestial Heights Bowling Alley.  Mostly re-runs on the old television.

I settled in for the night. I tried to find a good radio talk show on the reliable RADIO. The weather was crackling things up. Airwaves. Airwaves. The news came on around 11 pm. An interesting news item caught my ear.

American special forces and Pakistani troops were close to capturing Osama  Bin Laden in the no mans' land of Pakistan!  The price on OBL had gone up and may have convinced some tribal chiefs that maybe...just maybe it was worth turning in the prophet of murder.

I listened through the night for an update. Nada. Nothing.

The reporter had said unconfirmed reports....

We can all wish and pray that OBL will be brought to justice...dead or alive.

One thing is for certain: Osama Bin Laden cannot escape God's judgement.

I fear God. Man...i can deal with!

IAN SCOTT
CONSERVATIVE PANCHO VILLA
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THE WEEKEND BLUES

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Sunday, July 15, 2007 12:47:55 PM
 Such a nice looking day!  We should have a cook-out today!  We are all bummed because our beloved co-worker named Sarah is not here today!

When the weight of the world is temporarily lifted off your shoulders...ah...what a relief!

Politicos can wrestle all they want...the common folk...can cook-out!

May God bless all of you!

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BECKHAM IN AMERICA: SOCCER MASTER HERE TO PLAY WITH THE LOS ANGELES GALAXY!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Saturday, July 14, 2007 9:53:48 AM
I'm getting me fish and chips ready!

David Beckham is here to play soccer for the L.A. Galaxy!

Cuatehemoc Blanco will play for the Chicago Fire!  Blanco is here from Mexico's professional soccer league!

Down the line LA and Chicago may play each other!

Ian Scott
fish and chips
tacos
Mountain Dew please!
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MARINES ROCK!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Saturday, July 14, 2007 8:31:27 AM
My little brother was in the Marine Corps back in the 1980's.  One of our truck drivers was in Panama when we swooped into get Noriega. He wanted to go back and serve in Iraq. The military gave him a no go. At least he tried.

President Bush is sticking to his pistolas...pistols..guns and fighting the terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan. Good that we fight those illegitimate faithful of hatred!  God is love. These guys clearly serve the Lord's nemesis...satan...the prince of darkness....satan is hate.

Back in 2001 a Marine general requested permission to go after Osama Bin Laden in the mountains of Tora Bora. Bush had him stand down! Red light. That Marine general wanted to get OBL.  Being a professional Marine...he followed orders and listened to his commander in chief and the Pentagram..I mean Pentagon...

We had a shot at Osama.

Good will always prevail. We will win. We must be patient.

I salute all of you Marines! And all of our service members.  I know that your service is a sacrifice and act of love for our country.  I served proudly myself.

Ian Scott
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GOLIATH DESTROYS DAVID!: ARGENTINA 3 MEXICO 0!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 12:02:29 PM
 HEINZE, MESSI, AND RIQUELME nailed the coffin shut for the Tri Color. Mexico tried and tried...but it just was not enough.  They had some near goals. Near goals will not destroy a soccer powerhouse like Argentina!

They take on Brazil on Sunday for the championship! At stake is the Copa America (America's Cup).
My dough is on the Green and Yellow of Brazil!

USA USA USA!

I used to think soccer was boring. Now I see the light!

This patriot supports the US soccer team!

Puro Patriota! Pure Patriot!

Ian Scott
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GOLIATH DESTROYS DAVID!: ARGENTINA 3 MEXICO 0!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Thursday, July 12, 2007 12:02:22 PM
 HEINZE, MESSI, AND RIQUELME nailed the coffin shut for the Tri Color. Mexico tried and tried...but it just was not enough.  They had some near goals. Near goals will not destroy a soccer powerhouse like Argentina!

They take on Brazil on Sunday for the championship! At stake is the Copa America (America's Cup).
My dough is on the Green and Yellow of Brazil!

USA USA USA!

I used to think soccer was boring. Now I see the light!

This patriot supports the US soccer team!

Puro Patriota! Pure Patriot!

Ian Scott
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I GUARANTEE DICK CHENEY WON'T GET IMPEACHED!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 6:17:43 PM
 I could shout it from the rooftops, mountaintops, down the streets of lust in Las Vegas, and from the trails of Timbuktu!  I GUARANTEE THAT DICK CHENEY WILL NOT BE IMPEACHED!

Ya'll can take that to the bank! Spank that teller and hand her my check! Cash that baby!

No worries, hombre!

Now to go pick up some snacks for the Mexico vs. Argentina Copa America semifinal! Go Mexico!

I'll be wearing my American cap in support of Mexico! (Hey...I am a USA soccer fan first and then Ireland and Mexico!)

I wonder if Mr. Cheney will be watching? Hmmm....
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DAVID VERSUS GOLIATH: MEXICO TAKES ON ARGENTINA IN THE COPA AMERICA SEMIFINALS TONIGHT!

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 7:37:30 AM
 Our neighbor to the south of us will face Argentina in the Copa America soccer semifinals to night in Puerto Ordaz, Venezuela. Crazy Hugo Chavez is hosting the games. Maybe the elite paratrooper president jumped out of one too many planes...oops! this is supposed to be about SOCCER!

Argentina is a 14 time South American champion!

I will go for the underdog!  Mexico has played some very good futbol...soccer after losing the Copa de Oro Gold Cup to our American soccer team at Soldier Field in Chicago! Hugo Sanchez is one heck of a coach. (If we ever need a new coach...Hugo is the man!)

I will work my hours at the office and then jet home to watch a very interesting match up!

Our team is vastly improving!

For tonight: Go Mexico!

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US SOCCER IN THE COPA AMERICA

Posted by PANCHO VILLA (aka: Ian Scott) on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 7:27:33 AM
The U.S. soccer team fell to Paraguay in a 3 to 1 loss at the Copa America which is the South American playoffs leading to that  regions's  Copa de America America's Cup championship. Mexico and the US were invited to compete. Our team had a young line up. The coach wanted to expose the team to a different
level of performance. 

Yes, this posting is like 9 days late! I had to get over the loss.

USA USA USA!

Here's a bone for the conspiracy nueces...nuts: Oooo, think of the powerhouse soccer team WE will have if Canada, Mexico, and the USA merge to become the North American Union!
OUI! YES! SI! We will have a killer NAU soccer team!

Conspiracy nuts see the glass half empty....and poisoned!
-Dylan Macias
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